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Pizza deserves a Grammy
![vonisv:
“ fortooate:
“ revedas:
“ thatdangerous:
“ extrajordinary:
“ GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
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*rolls up...](https://78.media.tumblr.com/921b55212eeb2c35c25eba6373214751/tumblr_oqax3icpMP1vuukboo1_640.png)
GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo
“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”
hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives
“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”
me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:
The Daft Punk Effect: You know you could look up pictures of Daft Punk without helmets, but you don’t want to ruin the magic
trust me half the magic is seen their faces
Interviewer: So how are you guys?
Thomas: We a-are are very goo-
Guy-man: Fine.
The most accurate.
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